[BikeLongmont] Not a Nigerian Scam. Really.

[Richard Masoner]

Peaceful Greetings to my philanthropic friends.

I received your contact information from the bathroom wall at Denver City 
Park
and I knew right away that you were a being of great courage and personal
integrity. Below please find my business proposal to your honorable 
personage.

I am MR KINSE MUBAGE, the deceased third-nephew twice removed of my uncle
PRESIDENT ROBERT OZUOKE, the recently deposed dictator of the nation of
Osamayomama. I to be known as the only kin of my uncle OZUOKE of whom I am 
the
sole heir of his personal fortune worth $18.2 million [EIGHTEEN MILLION
TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND in U.S. American Greenback pesos from Uruguay].

Being so that most of MR OZUOKE's fortune has been tied up in stock
certifications of your employer, I received a message in prayer today that 
you
work for this same corporation. This must be more than coincidence and 
divine
intervention has brought your honorable entreaty and myself together for 
this
mutually beneficial business intercourse.

Because I am deceased, I am unable personally to inherit my uncle's fortune 
of
$18 million dolllars. I would be greatly honored if your
honorable personage could stand in my place as a proxy to receive 
this fortune in my name. This bodily exchange is legal in every perfect way,
but compound eyes of vindictive government arachnids are watching these 
funds
so great discretion is required of this transaction.

As a significance of the great faith I have placed in you, and lack of
contentious issues and prior to the commencement of transactions, I ask that
your honorable personage display your trust in me and your honorable 
intentions
by supporting my partner in this transaction,
MR RICHARD MASONER, in the American Diabetes
Association "Tour de Cure" that takes place this Saturday
June 11 in Loveland. He and his family will participate in
this ride to help raise funds for diabetes research and
education. To comply with my request for
proxy receiving of my uncle's fortune, please continue in our discussion by
clicking on this link:

 http://www.masoner.net/diabetes <http://www.masoner.net/diabetes>

Please to remember that many generous corporate beings match your 
contribution.

Please to forward to your friends this information as each friend who
stands in proxy of my rotting carcass to claim my uncle's fortune may each
receive the entirety of my uncle's fortune. If you are so selfish as to
not forward this chance for great financial reward, you will be cursed
with carnivorous leaches in your toothpaste.

Do not entertain any fears as all necessary modalities are in place. I shall 
be
immediately expectorant of your prompt response. Great blessings and 
intregal honor
to you be showered.

With utmost privilegiality,

MR KINSE MUGABE
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